Dave chats with Stephanie about a (supposed) incident that occurred over the weekend; Alan makes a suggestive offer to Secretary of Labor Elaine L. Chao; Al Franken promotes his new book. Air Date : 1st-Sep-2003  Read More

Kings of Leon perform their breakthrough hit, "Molly's Chambers." Air Date : 2nd-Sep-2003  Read More

Biff searches for celebrities on the street; recently retired General Tommy Franks looks back at his illustrious military career. Air Date : 3rd-Sep-2003  Read More

"CBS Mailbag," including Stephanie dressed as Batman, "CBS Vice President of Late Night Programming Vinnie Favale," and "George W. Bush" (Gerard). Air Date : 4th-Sep-2003  Read More

Paul's "Stump the Band" losing streak continues; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her new sitcom. Air Date : 5th-Sep-2003  Read More

Dave welcomes 2003 U.S. Open Men's Tennis Champion Andy Roddick and actor Jack Black. Dave remembers the late Warren Zevon with the Show #1895 tape of Warren singing "Mutineer" on October 30, 2002; Paul and the band play Warren Zevon bumper music throughout the show. Air Date : 8th-Sep-2003  Read More

Rick Derringer sits in with the band; a woman from Staten Island participates in "May We See Your Digital Photos, Please?"; Chris Elliott comments on current events. Air Date : 9th-Sep-2003  Read More

An opera singer performs in the hallway; the recently deceased Charles Bronson declares his candidacy for Governor of California; Dave and Sharon Stone make out. Air Date : 10th-Sep-2003  Read More

Steph/Monty dresses up as Don Mattingly for CBS Mailbag; she closes the segment by playing catch with Dave. Air Date : 11th-Sep-2003  Read More

Dave has a major announcement to make; Cuba Gooding, Jr. promotes The Fighting Temptations; Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel sing "America" and "The Boxer." Air Date : 12th-Sep-2003  Read More

Miss America 2004 Ericka Dunlap presents the Top Ten List; Dave tells the story of his weekend encounter with a bear at his house in Montana; Dr. Phil gives Dave some parenting tips. Air Date : 22nd-Sep-2003  Read More

Ben Stiller talks about his new movie, Duplex; Elvis Costello performs a song from his new CD, North. Air Date : 23rd-Sep-2003  Read More

Cold opening: The Rock shows Lynne Cheney how to apply a "chicken wing" to Paul; New York Giants kicker Matt Bryant attempts rooftop field goals across 53rd Street. Air Date : 24th-Sep-2003  Read More

Air Date : 25th-Sep-2003  Read More

Stephanie is Peter Pan for "CBS Mailbag;" "Joey Pants" promotes "The Handler;" Kevin Nealon; Outkast sings "Hey Ya." Air Date : 26th-Sep-2003  Read More

Paul asks "Survivor 7" castaway Ryan "Skinny" Shoulders (who is wearing a Rage Against The Machine t-shirt) if he digs Audioslave; Denzel Washington promotes Out of Time; The New York Philharmonic performs "The Marriage of Figaro" atop the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theatre building. Air Date : 29th-Sep-2003  Read More

It's time for "How Many Guys in Gorilla Suits Can Fit Into a Eyeglass Store?" Quote Dave: "I was going to buy a pair of eyeglasses, but the optical store was full of gorillas." Air Date : 30th-Sep-2003  Read More

The latest role call reveals that Michele O'Callaghan's five-month-old daughter (named "Zoogie") picks Dave's ties; Dave and Paul are dumbfounded by a pitching machine in a new game called "What Is It?"; Tim Robbins plugs "Mystic River"; Pat Farmer destroys the pitching machine. Air Date : 1st-Oct-2003  Read More

Steph/Monty dresses as a letter carrier for "Know Your Current Events;" R.E.M. performs "Bad Day." Air Date : 2nd-Oct-2003  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Alan dresses up as Saddam Hussein for his new hidden-camera show "Goof'd!" and gets beat up by several people on the street. Later, Robin Williams comments on the Tour de France. Air Date : 3rd-Oct-2003  Read More

Jessica Simpson mentions that she was on Oprah recently, much to Dave's chagrin; fill-in bandleader Todd Rundgren sings "Hello It's Me;" Pat Farmer drops 20,000 ping-pong balls from the roof. Air Date : 6th-Oct-2003  Read More

Air Date : 7th-Oct-2003  Read More

Dave calls ousted California governor Gray Davis "a wanker;" Gary Coleman presents the Top Ten via satellite, then falls asleep; Tom Dressen talks baseball. Air Date : 8th-Oct-2003  Read More

A man from Charlotte, North Carolina plays "Know Your 2003 Boston Red Sox;" ten Hooters Girls present the Top Ten; George Clooney plugs Intolerable Cruelty. Air Date : 9th-Oct-2003  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Alan has an awkward reunion with the first girl that ever kissed him, and "Ah-nuld" (Gerard) has an enlightened conversation with Dave. Later, Charlie Sheen promotes "Two and a Half Men." Air Date : 10th-Oct-2003  Read More

Pat Farmer and an army of stagehands throws a special form of confetti off the roof of the theater; Steph/Monty tells "Survivor 7" loser Burton Roberts an alleged story about a woodpecker nipping her in the butt last weekend; Halle Berry brags that Robert Downey Jr. once broke her arm. Air Date : 13th-Oct-2003  Read More

For the first time in several years, famed saxophonist David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave announces he's going to rehab, then demands to have some Dunkin' Donuts; John Cusack promotes Runaway Jury; 2003 Indy Car champion Scott Dixon. Air Date : 14th-Oct-2003  Read More

Dave congratulates Conan O'Brien on his newborn daughter; ten weightlifters present the Top Ten; noted physics professor Brian Greene tries to explain the mysteries of the universe. Air Date : 15th-Oct-2003  Read More

Ten US Soldiers in Iraq present the Top Ten via satellite; Dustin Hoffman plugs "The Runaway Jury," British chef Jamie Oliver cooks some scallops. Air Date : 16th-Oct-2003  Read More

For CBS Mailbag, Steph/Monty dresses up as a soccer player and kicks balls (poorly) into the audience. Later, Radiohead performs "2+2=5." Air Date : 17th-Oct-2003  Read More

Paul sneezes during the monologue; the band area is remodeled; Biff makes his annual report from the World Series; a 1,030-pound pumpkin explodes (via SFX) outside. Air Date : 27th-Oct-2003  Read More