A special 10 minute episode. Follow the clown, find the party. Don't tell. Air Date : 10th-Oct-2007 Read More
Shortly after Cassie returned from the clinic, she meets up with Michelle. There, Michelle offers Cassie a spliff, but she informs Michelle that she doesn't smoke any more because she no longer does anything that makes her hungry. Then, whilst Cassie and Michelle are walking, Michelle asks Cassie to do a favour. Cassie, without knowing what the favour is, agrees to it. Michelle then tells Cassie that Sid is in love with her and the she really needs Cassie to shag Sid. They then walk in to a wedding clothes shop. Where Cassie suggests that they try on the clothes; Cassie being Tony and Michelle herself. At which point the shopkeeper arrives and asks them to leave. Cassie tell the shopkeeper that Michelle is pregnant and that her man has chosen to do the right thing in marrying her. Cassie then tells Michelle to faint, and for the shopkeeper to fetch some water. She does this to get rid of the shopkeeper and so that they can try on the wedding clothes. They then run out, to the sound of wedding bells, where Michelle complains that they are "the most visible fugitives ever". To which Cassie replies that the shopkeeper was a nasty person and that her New Year's resolution is that "nasty people don't count" and that she is a new person. Michelle tells Cassie that she missed her, saying, "I love you, you know?" to which Cassie responds, "Yeah, I mostly do." Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
The Careers Advisor tries to find the key to unlock Chris, Jal and Sid's ideal job, with limited success. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
The episode opens with a screen that states that Ace and Lynton are attempting to get a DJ to play their music. It is written twice, once above in Ebonics and below in "proper" English. Ace and Lyton are having a conversation in some form of Ebonics with subtitles in "proper English". They mention a plan to see Stuart Elmore, a DJ with a lot of connections. They then mention that, when they arrive at the station, they need to be talking "proper English". When they arrive at the station, they starting in "proper English", there are now, Ebonics subtitles. Ace then asks Lynton to show the receptionist the mix tapes that he is carrying. Lynton tells Ace that the bag contains a pineapple. They once again mention their motto - "Bang bang shoot em up, props to the hood" (subtitled in Latin), and the receptionist responds with Ebonics and says, "Papoose, he is truly shower". They then offer to perform a demo, which they do. The receptionist says that they are good and then tries to get them on air. She sends them up, where they perform a very long intro to the rap. They then start the rap, but they are cut and thrown out because of the use of a swear word. Afterwards, the receptionist expresses sympathy with them outside, and they sign Lyton's hat and give it to her. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Cassie walks up to another student and asks him for his top, explaining that it's not for her it's for a friend. Anwar bets Maxxie £5 that she won't get it, Maxxie takes up the bet. She eventually does. She then tries to get his jeans, but he overhears and runs off. Then George walks along, Michelle tries to get his jeans. Maxxie bets £10 that she can't, which Anwar takes up. George decides not to. Maxxie says, "Double or quits" to if he can get George's jeans. George gives up his jeans and then Maxxie kisses George, and to the realization that George is also gay, Anwar exclaims, "The whole fucking world is gay". The rest of the scenes are from the episode. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Initially, the careers adviser is working on her own application form. She calls Sid for help, but he isn't there. Anwar enters the careers office in a ninja costume. The careers adviser shrugs her shoulder and Anwar asks is it because "a brown man can't be a ninja?" He then performs a routine with nunchucks. The careers adviser is impressed; Anwar asks which gang he can be a part of. The careers adviser tells him that she can't help. Tony's questionnaire says that he can be anything that he wants to be. The careers adviser asks what he wants to be, to which he replies "Elvis". The careers adviser says that she "just wanted to make a difference". Tony asks her if she is "more of a Beatles fan", leaving by calling her a "hippie". Michelle then enters, at which point the careers adviser is under the desk. Michelle’s questionnaire says that she is very good at languages. They then start talking in French. The careers adviser shows prospectuses and Michelle tells her that she wants to go to a university that is far, far away, to which the careers adviser suggests The University of Strathclyde (which in fact does not have a specific Languages course). It instead runs individual language courses. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
The gang without Chris are at a pub, where they discuss how much money they have raised to get Chris to go on the trip to Russia. Chris comes in a fish costume, Tony explains that he needs £700 to go to Russia, and since he had brought nothing to the funds that all they had was under £30. Chris explains that he needs to go because Angie will be there. Anwar tells the gang that porn star Cathy Barry is in the bar. Maxxie goes up to talk to Cathy to ask which one of the gang she likes. Maxxie returns, saying that she liked Chris. Chris shares a bed with Cathy where he spends a vast amount of time prodding her breasts. Chris tells her that he's in love with Angie and that he feels that he's being unfaithful. Chris explains that he wanted to go to Russia in the hope that a love between him and Angie would start, and that he needs £700 to go to Russia. Cathy offers a cheque for the trip. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Michelle and Jal are in a bar, drinking shots, whilst they are deciding which of their friends is like each of the animal models bought by Michelle's stepfather, Malcolm. Jal is the duck, and Michelle is a cat. They also decide that Anwar is the sausage dog, Sid is the frog, and Tony, is not one of the models, but actually ice - "Cold and Transparent". Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Effy directly addresses the camera, talking of a girl, who for her whole life drank lemonade and became dependent upon it. Her parents appeased her, to the extent that they ignored her brother who was "a bit stupid". In order for her to rescue him from starvation, the girl drinks all the lemonade in her bowl, and farts that it propels her to escape. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Cassie and her friend from the therapy centre discuss all the things she will miss, including Sid. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Jal wants to show off her chihuahua. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Can Chris wear 72 socks? Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Abigail hopes the the people of 2107 are jolly well. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
It's dark in Tony's sister's head. Very dark. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Maxxie has heard a lot about this interweb thing, and has something very exciting to show you lucky people. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Michelle explains all about clothes for every occasion. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
"I hope you're getting on awfully well. We do not speak of grandmother's bunions." Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Tony takes you on a tour of Bristol. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Sid heads into final battle with the Danish warlord Wallothet. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
It's not just about the fresh clothes and loads of money. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Cassie's therapy video. She likes things that she likes, but she loves everything. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Tony's sister recorded this in his room when he was in a coma. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Seasonal greetings from the Skins gang. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
"Black is such a slimming colour." Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
A very special message from Sid to Tony. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Cassie posts Sid a message from Scotland. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
"Kenneth has an ode for Jal." Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Sid visits his best mate Tony. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Anwar's in love. His video diary boldly goes into detail. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Chris wants to show how much he misses Angie, and cares for the Data Protection Act. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
Abigail sends Tony a message, and makes some rather elaborate claims. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1970 Read More
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