No me toques el pito que me irrito

A discount store clerk strikes up an affair with a stock boy who considers himself the incarnation of Holden Caulfield.

A somewhat daffy book editor on a rail trip from Los Angeles to Chicago thinks that he sees a murdered man thrown from the train. When he can find no one who will believe him, he starts doing some investigating of his own. But all that accomplishes is to get the killer after him.

Miles Monroe, a clarinet-playing health food store proprietor, is revived out of cryostasis 200 years into a future world in order to help rebels fight an oppressive government regime.

A female soccer team has an orgy with a coach and his team.

Sleazy comedic character "El Mofles" goes to Acapulco where he gets unknowingly involved with a robbery.

Meg (Julie DePaul), a woman in her thirties, took care of her sick mother for many years. When the woman dies, Meg is broken down, but thanks to the support of her friends she slowly recovers. However, she will soon face another shock - according to her mother's last will, Meg will only get their house together if she gets married within six months. The woman finds a website with a matrimonial announcement and selects five men from it, then invites them to a party...

While visiting her sister in Paris, a young woman finds romance and learns her brother-in-law is a philanderer.

Cursed since childhood, dentist Charlie Logan cannot find the right woman. Even worse, he learns that each of his ex-girlfriends finds true love with the man she meets after her relationship with him ends. Hearing of Charlie's reputation as a good-luck charm, women from all over line up for a quick tryst. But when Charlie meets the woman of his dreams, he must find a way to break the curse or risk losing her to the next man she meets.

School's over – and for brand-new high-school graduates Ben, Felix and Nick, it's time to party! But when Ben embarrasses himself in public trying to declare his love for the gorgeous Carola, he and his pals make a quick exit by taking jobs as hosts in a vacation club on Ibiza, the Mediterranean hot spot for oversexed boys and underdressed girls! Instead of sun, sea and sex, however, it's work, work and more work, as the three are kept busy around the clock by their sadistic boss Anna. And when Ben bumps into Carola and her super-cool DJ boyfriend, Ibiza starts feeling more like Alcatraz by the minute. Yet even as the mishaps pile up and the boys have to cope with stinging jellyfish, English hooligans and tequila hangovers, they refuse to give up their plan to throw the ultimate Ibiza party for the club, and especially for Carola. Summer is short, but these guys are going to make sure everyone remembers this one for a long time!

Five twenty-something friends spend a drug-fueled weekend in Cardiff, Wales.

Filli and the cavemen from "When Women Had Tails" are living a carefree life inside a dinosaur skeleton. But when conman Ham introduces them to the concept of currency and economics, their lives fall apart. On top of that, Filli starts to fall in love with Ham.