The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.

Season 3 Episode 8 - Twice

Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. Air Date : 27th-Apr-2009

Season 3 Episode 1 - Russell's Secret

Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons. Air Date : 2nd-Mar-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 2 - Voluntary Commitment

Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant. Air Date : 9th-Mar-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 3 - Jeff's New Friend

Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend. Air Date : 16th-Mar-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 4 - Dad's Visit

Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment. Air Date : 23rd-Mar-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 5 - Lyin' King

Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice. Air Date : 30th-Mar-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 6 - Poaching Timmy

When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win. Air Date : 13th-Apr-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 7 - Old Timer's Day

After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game. Air Date : 20th-Apr-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 8 - Twice

Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. Air Date : 27th-Apr-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 9 - The Challenge

Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily. Air Date : 4th-May-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 10 - Family Style

Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it. Air Date : 11th-May-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 11 - May Divorce Be with You

Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people. Air Date : 13th-May-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 12 - House Money

Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made. Air Date : 18th-May-2009  Read More

Season 3 Episode 13 - Sex Toy Story

After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life. Air Date : 18th-May-2009  Read More