It's David's 17th birthday, and he's trying to do anything he can to look older because he has a crush on Sally Patterson, a girl who is only interested in older men. Air Date : 23rd-Oct-1953

Confusion reigns when the local department store delivers two new chairs to the wrong Nelson family and then drops off additional chairs or takes back the wrong pieces of Nelson's furniture. Air Date : 18th-Sep-1953  Read More

Ricky and David are upset about not being invited to Will Thornberry's party. Later, they discover it’s a misunderstanding. But then, Ozzie finds out he wasn’t invited by “Thorny” (Will’s father) to a party occurring that same evening, and he becomes irritated with his best friend— unwilling to take the same advice he gave his kids and talk it over with him. Air Date : 25th-Sep-1953  Read More

The boys just got a newspaper route, but it's Ozzie who winds up having to make the rounds on their first morning. Air Date : 2nd-Oct-1953  Read More

Ozzie is falling behind on his list of chores around the house, so the rest of the family pitches in and helps out. Air Date : 9th-Oct-1953  Read More

An old friend of the family mails a monogrammed pipe to David, not realizing he isn't even college age, yet. Air Date : 16th-Oct-1953  Read More

It's David's 17th birthday, and he's trying to do anything he can to look older because he has a crush on Sally Patterson, a girl who is only interested in older men. Air Date : 23rd-Oct-1953  Read More

Herb Dunkle talks to Ozzie about a new organization in town, "The National Anti-Noise Society". But is this new club ready for Ozzie & Thorny to join? Air Date : 30th-Oct-1953  Read More

Ricky intends to make extra money selling a spot remover. He's very successful but when things go wrong to entire family pitches in to help. Air Date : 6th-Nov-1953  Read More

David and Will Thornberry's school essays give them both a chance to be mayor for the day during "Civic Day". Now if only Ozzie and Thorny will quit arguing about which son is going to be the honorable mayor. Air Date : 13th-Nov-1953  Read More

The Nelsons decide to start using a suggestion box for family matters. Air Date : 20th-Nov-1953  Read More

Ozzie and Thorny get themselves marooned on a roof without a ladder. Air Date : 27th-Nov-1953  Read More

David wants to start weightlifting and working out early in the morning, while Ricky wants to start staying up late and watching movies on the late show. Ozzie decides to let the boys have their way. Air Date : 4th-Dec-1953  Read More

Harriet loses a gold pin Ozzie had given her. It was insured, and they collect on it. The check comes made out to both of them, and they disagree on who should endorse it over to the other person and what the money should be spent on. Air Date : 11th-Dec-1953  Read More

Thorny needs a reference about his fiscal worthiness and asks Ozzie to write one for him. Ozzie as a joke writes a negative one but goes into a panic when he thinks Ricky mailed it. Air Date : 18th-Dec-1953  Read More

Ozzie tells his family a story from his childhood of when he wished for a white Christmas. Air Date : 25th-Dec-1953  Read More

Ozzie takes steps to get out of going hunting with Thorny. Air Date : 1st-Jan-1954  Read More

The wife and kids give Ozzie the night off from helping them with their chores and homework, so with mixed feelings, he tries to amuse himself by spending a night out on the town. Air Date : 8th-Jan-1954  Read More

Ozzie buys cameras for everyone in the family. It doesn't take long for him to get caught in a compromising position on film. Air Date : 15th-Jan-1954  Read More

Ozzie takes the courageous step of gathering enough nerve to return some of Harriet's lingerie. Air Date : 22nd-Jan-1954  Read More

After promising to double whatever money his youngest son has left over at the end of the week, Ricky's collection of old pop bottles may cost Ozzie a pretty penny. Air Date : 29th-Jan-1954  Read More

The Nelsons wind up with a houseful of kids on a sleepover. Air Date : 5th-Feb-1954  Read More

Harriet decides to give a dinner party but runs into problems when she learns her friend has already planned a dinner party and the Thornberrys are not invited. Air Date : 12th-Feb-1954  Read More

David's been spending time at Thompson's Garage. Ozzie thinks David may want to become a mechanic when he gets out of school. This is a great idea, until Ozzie talks to Thorny about what his son Will wants to do when he graduates. Air Date : 19th-Feb-1954  Read More

Ozzie treats a cold the way his mother used to do - with booze. Air Date : 26th-Feb-1954  Read More

Dave is in charge of his club's initiation committee, and Thorny's son Will is among the pledges that must undergo the process. Air Date : 5th-Mar-1954  Read More

Ricky wants to send a letter to a cute girl who wrote to him, but Ozzie has accidentally destroyed the envelope containing her return address. Air Date : 12th-Mar-1954  Read More

Both Dave and Ricky want Ozzie to partner with them for the Father And Son Table Tennis Tournament. The dilemma is that he can only play with one son. Air Date : 19th-Mar-1954  Read More

The school's Backward Dance is tonight. The girls invite the boys to this event. Fearing that David doesn't have a date to the dance, Ozzie meddles in his son's affairs. Air Date : 26th-Mar-1954  Read More

David has a school assignment to write an article for the school paper. Unable to think of a subject to write about. Ozzie suggests writing an article about the school's baseball team's latest slump. Air Date : 2nd-Apr-1954  Read More

Ozzie and Harriet anguish over whether or not to allow 13-year-old Ricky to take a 150-mile train trip on his own. Air Date : 9th-Apr-1954  Read More

It looks like Ozzie's going to be late to a luncheon where he's scheduled to deliver a speech on the importance of being on time. Air Date : 16th-Apr-1954  Read More