When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding. Air Date : 2nd-Nov-2003  Read More

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock. Air Date : 9th-Nov-2003  Read More

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules. Air Date : 16th-Nov-2003  Read More

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out. Air Date : 23rd-Nov-2003  Read More

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic. Air Date : 30th-Nov-2003  Read More

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase. Air Date : 7th-Dec-2003  Read More

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways. Air Date : 14th-Dec-2003  Read More

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood. Air Date : 4th-Jan-2004  Read More

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn. Air Date : 25th-Jan-2004  Read More

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment. Air Date : 8th-Feb-2004  Read More

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay. Air Date : 15th-Feb-2004  Read More

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return. Air Date : 22nd-Feb-2004  Read More

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive. Air Date : 7th-Mar-2004  Read More

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up. Air Date : 14th-Mar-2004  Read More

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam. Air Date : 21st-Mar-2004  Read More

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector. Air Date : 28th-Mar-2004  Read More

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist. Air Date : 18th-Apr-2004  Read More

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site. Air Date : 25th-Apr-2004  Read More

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him. Air Date : 2nd-May-2004  Read More

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart. Air Date : 9th-May-2004  Read More

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly. Air Date : 16th-May-2004  Read More

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients. Air Date : 23rd-May-2004  Read More