As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one. Air Date : 11th-Mar-2001

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand. Air Date : 1st-Oct-2000  Read More

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood. Air Date : 5th-Nov-2000  Read More

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him. Air Date : 12th-Nov-2000  Read More

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph. Air Date : 19th-Nov-2000  Read More

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team. Air Date : 26th-Nov-2000  Read More

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade. Air Date : 3rd-Dec-2000  Read More

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition. Air Date : 10th-Dec-2000  Read More

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage. Air Date : 17th-Dec-2000  Read More

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven. Air Date : 21st-Jan-2001  Read More

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro. Air Date : 4th-Feb-2001  Read More

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel. Air Date : 11th-Feb-2001  Read More

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being. Air Date : 18th-Feb-2001  Read More

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den. Air Date : 25th-Feb-2001  Read More

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers. Air Date : 4th-Mar-2001  Read More

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one. Air Date : 11th-Mar-2001  Read More

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby. Air Date : 1st-Apr-2001  Read More

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school. Air Date : 8th-Apr-2001  Read More

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home. Air Date : 22nd-Apr-2001  Read More

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race. Air Date : 6th-May-2001  Read More

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them. Air Date : 13th-May-2001  Read More