Biff brings in scissors for a tie trim; Calvert impersonates Hank Williams, Jr.; Bill Cosby plays sax under the alias ""Philly Billy Be Bop."" Air Date : 16th-Sep-1998

During a segment comparing President Clinton's vacation to Dave's, a stockbroker comes in for a hug. Air Date : 31st-Aug-1998  Read More

Dave points out that the show has undergone budget cuts, which might explain the tiny cue cards Tony's holding. Later, Beau Bridges promotes his new series, ""Maximum Bob."" Air Date : 1st-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave makes a lenghty rant about ""The Late Shift"" after an audience member asks him for an autograph; Martin Short sings the Top Ten List; Terry Bradshaw makes his predictions for the football season. Air Date : 2nd-Sep-1998  Read More

Alan Kalter comments on home run record that is being chased by Mark McGwire; Dave announces that CBS ""just don't care 'bout"" the new fall lineup; Ray Romano talks about his family. Air Date : 3rd-Sep-1998  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Dave and the band play ""Let's Screw with Paul Shaffer's Mind."" Air Date : 4th-Sep-1998  Read More

Junior Brown sits in with the band, while Biff reports from Busch Stadium in St. Louis. Air Date : 7th-Sep-1998  Read More

Biff makes another report from Busch Stadium, while Dave flirts with Andie MacDowell. Air Date : 8th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave goes on a tirade about the CBS watermark on the lower right hand side of the screen. Later, Dave chats with the guy who caught Mark McGwire's 62nd Home Run ball. Air Date : 9th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave stuggles to grow a beard; Charles Grodin promotes his talk show; Dave chats with the former Washington Senators pitcher who gave up Babe Ruth's 59th home run in 1927 (in his MLB debut, no less). Air Date : 10th-Sep-1998  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Paul, Tony, Biff and Sid announce that they're going to tour the country as a CSNY-type guitar band. Air Date : 11th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave congratulates the staff on the big Emmy win the previous night, then grills Rob Burnett for not kissing his wife just before he accepted the award. Air Date : 14th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave shows a (bogus) Mastercard ad starring Ken Starr; Biff goes to Chicago for another Home Run Report; Jackie Chan does an great Elvis impression. Air Date : 15th-Sep-1998  Read More

Biff brings in scissors for a tie trim; Calvert impersonates Hank Williams, Jr.; Bill Cosby plays sax under the alias ""Philly Billy Be Bop."" Air Date : 16th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave apologizes for his affair with Angela Lansbury, while Biff apologizes for his affair with Dave's wife. Shortly afterwards, Dorothy calls and insults Dave. Air Date : 17th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave makes another rant pertaining to the CBS Watermark; kid Geography whiz Jonathan Estrada helps out during CBS Mailbag; Brian Benben promotes his new, self-titled (and quickly cancelled) sitcom. Air Date : 18th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave talks about a Steak House Onion Machine, while Michael J. Fox promotes his sitcom ""Spin City."" Air Date : 21st-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave shows a (bogus) ad for ESPN2's ""Xtreme Presidental Perjury,"" while J.Lo promotes ""Antz."" Air Date : 22nd-Sep-1998  Read More

A gag promo for the TV series ""Biffy, The Umpire Layer"" is declared the worst joke ever seen on the show; an ""Audience Vote"" determines Rip Taylor as tonight's guest instead of an absentee Cindy Crawford; Kevin James does some stand-up to promote ""The King of Queens."" Air Date : 23rd-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave makes fun of Inky's summer camp outfit. Later, Howard Stern plays with his gut and strips to his underwear in order to show off his legs. Air Date : 24th-Sep-1998  Read More

A fawn walks onstage during CBS Mailbag; comedian Jon Stewart promotes ""The Daily Show."" Air Date : 25th-Sep-1998  Read More

Musical guests Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach perform ""I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself."" Also, ""newly elected chancellor of Germany Gerhardt Schroeder"" sits in with the band ""all night long"" on alto sax. Air Date : 28th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dave lets Inky go on a ""gum break;"" George Clarke is introduced as operator of the Late Show hedge fund; Biff demands more scandals involving President Clinton; Chris Tucker promotes Rush Hour. Air Date : 29th-Sep-1998  Read More

Warren fills in for Paul (out for Yom Kippur); Kelsey Grammer brings out his dog during his interview. Air Date : 30th-Sep-1998  Read More

Dennis, a baseball-bunting pig, waits throughout the show to shag some balls on 53rd Street. He ends up getting bumped after the ""Hedwig"" performance goes on too long. Air Date : 1st-Oct-1998  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Alan promotes ""Alan Kalter's Music To Make Love By,"" which includes two TV theme songs and a doorbell. Later, Steve Martin's lengthy absence from appearing on the show is explained in a little film called ""Dave and Steve's Gay Vacation."" Air Date : 2nd-Oct-1998  Read More

Dave experiments with how he can give the finger without being censored; Kelly Preston promotes ""Holy Man."" Air Date : 5th-Oct-1998  Read More

Tony Mendez does a ""card trick""; Tito Puente contributes drumrolls to the Top Ten list; Dave shows a (bogus) new, improved $20 bill. Air Date : 6th-Oct-1998  Read More

A new segment called ""This Day in Late Show History"" reveals that October 7 was a Saturday in 1994. Biff corrects Dave, telling him it was a Friday. Later, Jeff Goldblum promotes ""Holy Man."" Air Date : 7th-Oct-1998  Read More

Dave takes a look at Tony's hands, which have marker ink all over them. Later, George Miller comments on the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. Air Date : 8th-Oct-1998  Read More

During CBS Mailbag, Tony bares his ass again, and The Foul-Mouthed Scenic Designer (Kathleen Ankers) lives up to her title. Air Date : 9th-Oct-1998  Read More

The calvacade of mediocre crops continues as ""Joe Whitworth"" from Oregon walks onstage with a ""gigantic"" pumpkin; Biff presents a World Series Report despite a sore throat; Roberto Benigni plugs ""Life is Beautiful""; Mark McGwire does a little hitting practice on 53rd Street with Dave Dorsett's son Chris. Air Date : 19th-Oct-1998  Read More