Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze. Air Date : 8th-Oct-2006

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads. Air Date : 17th-Sep-2006  Read More

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt. Air Date : 24th-Sep-2006  Read More

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half. Air Date : 1st-Oct-2006  Read More

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze. Air Date : 8th-Oct-2006  Read More

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way. Air Date : 15th-Oct-2006  Read More

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth. Air Date : 22nd-Oct-2006  Read More

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful... Air Date : 29th-Oct-2006  Read More

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder. Air Date : 5th-Nov-2006  Read More

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out. Air Date : 12th-Nov-2006  Read More

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up... Air Date : 19th-Nov-2006  Read More

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack. Air Date : 26th-Nov-2006  Read More

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers. Air Date : 10th-Dec-2006  Read More

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421. Air Date : 17th-Dec-2006  Read More

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him. Air Date : 24th-Dec-2006  Read More